disaster!

yea nk g bli adiah bday..mntak jam guess hrge 3rat lbey gak lah..yah da smpai mama g swim lah plak..crik walet dlm beg mama..xjmpe la plak..mama naek ats crik..xjmpe jgak.kol tmpt g diner smalm x dpt plak.aiyok!walet mama ilang..ptot la mlm td pasu bnge jtuh..pencuri masuk!da crik merate tmpt xjmpe jgak..hmmm report polis lah..jam guess bole mimpi je lah mlm nie..hmmm.then ptg tgh ngok tv mama kol blek kdai diner smalam name kdai tu monrod..dpt plak..tnye punye tnye..ade!!wah seronok nye..lega aty..cpt2 pegi kedai tu amek..tp mama x ksi g tau ssape yg walet tu da jmpe..hehe..but..still im getting my watch..hehe

terkantoi

nenek ku trkantoilah plan kamu for my birthday..nk tau x cite sbna terkantoi..mok yg bg tau sbnanye..hehe..die kate die xske nk gado2 so die pown bg tau lah..n die crik care nk bg tau korunk..hehe..bagus kan plan korunk nk suro mok psang laen yer..then gado2 ngn ak buat ak nagis bagai..sgt mencabar perasaan yer..tp bile dah kntoi mcm x best plak..mcm da xde surprice tyme brthday..so agk bosan skit..last yer pling xsangke lah..hope next yer korunk plan better prank for me..haha..tp nk request air kosong jer..hehe

birthday bash!

best kali nie clbr8 bday dgn sopan..kate bln pose kan..mkn kt kdai azreen..then grak special place g mkn dominos..cntik sgt tmpat tu..kat situ da kne skit dah..cream cake..bole than lagi lah..then blek lah kejap nk tukar bju n bsuh skit rmbot..dorunk sebuk sgt nk amek gmbr kt pool ak nk terberry nie ha..tp trpkse lah lyn kerenah si gile2 nie..amek gmbr kt pool bkn maen kire agy si fareza tu..x smpai sepuluh da tolak ak dlm pool..aish sbr je lah..nsib baek kne air pool jer xde lah nk kne budu bagai..haha..then pegi i-city plak..besh beli game mcm lastik..maen smpai peluh2..then duk lpak2 gossiping..happy lah..

kau bodo part 2

firstly:nk sgt ke kteorg cite psl ko kt sume org??ko tu jer yg mntak simpati kt sume org n cite bnde tah pape..buat muke kesian bagai..hope sume org kesian kt ko..bodo nye ko nie kan..n ko da ktuk2 org tu ko bley kwn ngn die blek kan..nsib lah org tu xtau ko ktuk die..klaw x xde nye die nk lyn ko..aish..
secondly:phal ko nk ckp kteorg xcye tuhan bagai..ko sape??bnde tuhan2 tu antare ak n die ko xyah nk nyebuk la kay..xyah nk persan sgt kteorg gelak kan ko la kay..xde mase..pkir kan ko pown xde mase kort..n buang mase kteorg jer..konon ko nk ckp kteorg nie free thinker ar..ape lah msalah kau dow..kau stakat bru start smyng 2-3 ary nk ckp psl tuhan bagai..ak tau ko smyng pown sbb ko nk publish bnde nie kt fb kan..nk tunjuk yg ko tu baek sgt lah kan..bnde tu hanye tuhan jer yg tau..
thirdly:mmng kau tu mental illnes pown..kau tu jer yg xsdr2 diri..nk mntak simpati pegi toreh2 tgn ko tu..ko ingt kteorg kesian sgt lah..xhadap pown bnde2 yg ko buat kt diri ko tu..ko yg sakit bkn keteorg..mmng org mental x msuk u..tp mental ko nie laen skit..mental org bodo n xley pkir pnjang..
fourthly:knape ko smnyang klaw ko nk bnuh diri??tu mksud nye ko mmng mntal smpai sngup nk bnuh diri n toreh2 tgn kau..then siap tulis kt atas kertas gune darah kau..da mcm black metal..takot dow dpt org cm nie..beter lah kau da pidah bilik..g mam cpt skit..

kau bodo

25.08.10

• Cite2................alhamdulillah........ [via Celcom SMS]-2pm
• Go on with all your words..it seems like u not believe ur god..i not pretending to be nice..at least im trying to fill my responsibility to my religion..but you?laughing at it???think.... [via Celcom SMS]-12pm
• Bl org da xleh tlg kte..bserah je la..redho n mntk tlg pd tuhan.. [via Celcom SMS]-1am
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  Time kaseh la kpd org2 yg ckp aku ade mental illnes..klau aku ade mental illnes xpulak aku msok U..n xde lak aku thn smpai sem 3..pk la..xkn la aku sdih2 ke mrh ke aku nk tunjuk kt org.. [via Celcom SMS]-1am

24.08.10

• i will do anythg that can make people feel satisfy..even i have to suicide,i will do.. [via Celcom SMS]-5.14pm

mandi manda

best mndi ngn korunk..nyanyi lagu raye..bak kate acha lg 2 jumaat la tuh..haha..dp si ira cikgu!cikgu! si nor pown lyn ade?ira jwb babi!acha jwb sape?nor jwb sape tnye!wawawaw...nie lah telatah rumate ku bile tgh mndi..tgh sdp2 mndi msuk plak si alya..lyg si gile tu plak..bley plak die ttup lmpu toilet..bley tahan lame plak..ak da mnjrit gile2 dah..ira diam ketakutan..last2 redo mandi dlm gelap..haha..

kekampungan clzmate

korunk nie dtg dr kmpung mane eh???duh tlg ah mind your own business..ak x kcau idup korunk kan..yg korunk nk sbuk buat cite psl ak nie phal down..smpai org anggp ak nie jhat..tp bnde dah trbukti..sape jhat, sape baek..ak x prlu ckp pape org bley judge sndri..hrap muke korunk yg pijak semut x mati tuh...muke ak yg mcm x suci sgt nie pown xde nk jge tepi kaen org..ske aty kteorg lah nk dtg clz lmbat!ske ty kteorg lah xnk dtg clz!ske aty kteorg lah xnk amek test!korunk bkn mak kteorg!!ape kteorg buat tu hal kteorg..kteorg yg tnggung yg korunk nk sebuk sgh pahal dowh???mcm sial lahanat btol ahh

the 'ketupat'

tau x ape tu ketupat??msti xtau kn..bg kteorg ketupat tu mcm mengumpat lah jgak..haha gossip pns la kate kan..dorunk nie ske btol buat ketupat..xtdo pown xpe..tp ak x la kn..tdo is a must..haha..klaw ketupat ptg ngn dorunk xpe lah..alah kt blik tu ketupat psl sape jer kort..haha..tp best r mcm lpas tnsion..kt situ sape je lg nk dgr..rumate je lah..dorunk je yg rjin lyn kesengalan ak nie..

puding sedaaap

ngok org buat puding kte pown tringin gak nk buat..cntik..sedap..yg best buah lar..tp nk buat puding lain jd puding laen..nie mok nye keje lah nie..suro crik dalm intrnet puding ape tah die crik..jd lah jgak..lam kate keras..yah kate manis sgt..mok kate sedaap..haha..today nk try buat agy..beli lah bhan2 nye..die kate gune agr2 serbuk..buat2 punye buat..lembik lah plak.haha..dah sedap dah..inti da penuh..lembik plak..hmmm..nk suro sape mkn??haha

baju same plak!

ari tuh nk pegi clz..jln2 dah plak baju same gler sebijik!wane same pattern same..nk buat cm ne buat muke tebal n jln trus r..xde mase nk ptah blek tkar baju..da la lmbt g clz..then da abes nk grak g bazar..jmpe plak agy..aduh pumpuan nie bkin malu ak jer..pusing2 jmpe die..pusing agy jmpe die..aish..buat muke tebal je lah..xkn nk bogel kort..haha

ade ape dgn rkok??

aish ari tu blaja isap rkok..haha..alah try isap 3-4 kali jer..bkn nye sdp pown..payau gler tekak..nie nor ar yg aja..haha..si shida isap mcm da pndai jer..siap kuar idung agy..acha pown try jgak..haha..lwk dowh..ntah npe org ske isap klaw sedap bley la jgak nie rase payau gler..never in my life akn isap rkok..

berbuke puase

best nye buke puase kt umah umi..sume org ade..mkn bnyak gler..tp sume pedas..hmmm..sperti biase kazen jmpe n ckp ak gemok..x sah klaw dorunk jmpe n x ckp ak gemok..ak xkesah kurus2 pown bkn nye nmpak cntik sgt..haha..nk sedapkan aty konon..

august??

ade ape dgn august??hmmm msti lah birthday kuh..haha..next wek tau kwn2 sediekan adiah besar2 punye eh..18hb ari tu bday abir..bday mak gemok 15hb ari tu next bday wad plak my bro on 28aug and on 29 is mine..bday kteorg sbelah2 best kn..hehe..mntak mama laptop dell warne pink..rase2 nye dapt x??tp aritu mama kate x dpt bln nie coz die sebuk nk gune duit beli umah plak..die kate dpt next month pown bole lah..asl dpt jgak..then suro mama gnti dgn sugar glaider..yang nie xtau lah dpt ke x..juz harp2 je lah dpt..tp klaw dpt cm ne nk jge??xkn nk bwk g perak??tp nk sgt bnatang tuh..nk suro mama blanje marche lah suke sgt mkn kt situ..tp mhal lah..

the iskandarian bak kate ira

gmbr nie dicilok dr blog ira...a story of iskandarian..dorunk nie memeningkan kepale taw..ade jer bnde nk buat n melawk..kat sane keteorg mcm sisters lah tp da blek tmpt asl da x ingt dah..hehe..biase lah gado2,sentap2..masti ade punye..tume awl2 sem 3 nie best jer..blik 3 org muat smpai 5-6 org..haha..sumpah blik bersepah brng sume hilang..but this lately bnte da tunggang terbalik semenjak sum1 buat hal..hmmm not fun anymore..ak pown xtau lah nk act cm ne..kejap ok kejap gado so better  jgn get involve sgt..xsbr nk 2nggu sem dpn myb yg sorunk tu dah xde lg better lah frienship kteorg..klaw kne dok luar best but transport tu yg xbest..mesti agy kuat pnteng,duk dlm pown sume clz xnk g..hehe..but after raye nk insaf lah..syg norbaik,irangok,alyasewel,achangek!!hehe sume da dpt name suke?? tp kakakcantek..hehe

kenenekkan kami

ha nie cite bff kuh di mcd..tgh tuh nenek azreen,yg kanan nenek fareeza..syg sgt dorunk..ntah cm ne ttbe bley rapat..hmmm da jodoh kort..haha..dorunk nie lah geng nk gile2 paling sekepale lah..ssah nk dpt kwn cm nie..klaw lepak ngn dorunk smpai ke pagi bute pown x ngatok ade jer gossip nk ckp..kt dorunk lah nk ngadu sume prob..dorunk jer yg pling pham..gado tu gado jgak lah kan tp xsalu skali due kali jer..klau ngn fareeza jgn amek aty ngn die mulut die pdas gak mcm ak tp if die sntap biakan aje nnti die ok la tu..klaw pjuk abes die tolak ak..ak yg gemok nie pown larat die tolak..haha..si azreen plak nk kawen da kort ngok care die taun depan la tuh..hehe nnti da kwen xley la nk lpak sgt ngn die...hmmm xbesh lah cm tuh..die ade kedai sndiri tau kt sec 7 name kedai die cucur kort..die da brhnti keje mcd tp keteorg still together lah..klaw time cuti sem ak keje ngn si fareeza  tu lah..tiap mase ade jer gosip..tp mulut ckp tgn jln bkn mcm org laen aish klau da gosip tu x ingt produk dah..klaw keteorg keje msti keteorg saling backup sesame so brani lah korunk kacau keteorg..kpade bdak yg bru nk msuk keje mcd tuh jgn lah nk berlawak n brcakap ngn keteorg dgn slamber korunk coz keteorg x nk kwn ngn korunk pown ckup bnyak dah kwn kteorg..kteorg sekadar ajr korunk jer..

me and gemok!!

nie plak cite gemok..dulu die kuwus tau tp semenjak kpel nie membesar plak bdn die mcm ballon..tkot..hehe..da 2 taun lbey da kteorg hope smpai kawen lah..haha..now die stdy kt uitm s.alm in I.B..dats y lah ak slalu blek stiap mnggu so dpt lah jmpe die..kteorg slalu la jgk gdo..biase lah adat berkpel x gado xsyg lah..huhu..

fasting??

hmm bulan puase sekali sebulan..tau ke ak puase??puase x puase jgak la kan..haha..bile kt blik msti puase nnti mak tiri (acha) mara..tkot tau so kne lah puase..blek umah ikot aty lah mama xkesah..hehe..org kate puase mkin kuwus tp ak nie ape nk jd mkin gemok la plak..adoi..so slamat brpuase lah sume org..

daddy

hmmm mase nie kat the curve..pnt2 jln duk mnum2 jap..this post is bout my dad..hes's a nice dad..verryy strict..grang lah jugak..tp bile dah bsr nie die bnyak buat hal kt mama so kteorg pown mls nk hormat die..bia die rase skit..not much bout him..daaa

mama

gmbr nie was taken time mothers day..story of my mum..die nie bnyak duit tau..haha slalu sgt pau die..ksian die dpt ank mcm kteorg..tp lg ksian bnyak bnde die da go thru dmi kteorg..im relly proud of her..she's devorce from my father and get married to daddy my stepdad..well we have a normal life..1 thing that she cant line with..her SHOES!!bnyk gler lah..pnuh satu blik die..pdahal beli pkai sekali jer..jelez owh,nk pnjam tp xmuat daa..kaki kteorg mcm boat..haha..die nie bley kire kuat shopping lah..mama pown pndai msk western ke traditional ker..sume pndai..tp klaw die msk msty bnyk dish sbb ade yg nk pedas n ade yg xley mkn pdas..tu yg best tu..hehe..pape pown i love u mama!!!

wow!

exited nye gne blog..
at last buat pown..
but will update every weekend if i have time..
xde mase lah nk update hari2 kan..
kwn2 jgn jelez..hehe
kalau yg bace blog nie n ade terase tu sory la eh..
nie tmpat nk luahkan perasaan..
kalau terase tu ubah2 skit lah diri tuh..
sekian terime kaseh..